I think Steve Jobs was better at describing people than I do. I would like to eat supper with Graca Machel. I think Paul Taylor’s voice will make for a nice voice-mail message (whatever they call it) for a Mafia Don called Kappish- just imagine it, ‘you better have a good reason to be leaving your message!’ I think the Queen should resign. It is the democratic way. While at that, I wonder what the world would have been like was Prince Charles King.
I wonder what Bogolo Kenewendo orders at a restaurant. Some people say David Magang is the President Botswana should have had, I say, Desmond Tutu is the Pope who would have turned me Catholic. I think Michelle Obama should accompany Vladimir Putin for the war games at the Baltic Sea. At one point I wondered what happens in a room full of clinically insane people. If my dad were President for a day, I would be a President’s son. When you meet a Zulu man and his wife, greet him and ignore his wife. Every species tells itself that it is at the top of the food chain.
Right now I feel like I am forgetting something, but it is ok because I took the omerta the day Obelix fell into the cauldron! Oh yes, I remember, Spencer Mogapi should replace Jeff Ramsay as Chief Government messenger.